July 2, 2012

The Bike I Hate!

We're all constantly looking at bikes as if they were beautiful women. We drool over them, we imagine riding them and the sound they would make when we bring them to their climax at 12.000rpm. We stalk them, we take pictures of them with a mixture of admiration and jealousy, because there's some other guy out there riding it instead of us. We download, save, share, "like", post pictures all over the net to show the world we are into bike porn...and are proud of it.

But what about the other side of the scale? The minger, the ugly duckling, the overweight, fatass bikes we would never dream of riding, let alone being seen with by one of our friends, who would hold that against us for the rest of our lives. Wouldn't they?!

So, this is a safe place to confess. Nobody will know.
What is the bike you really despise and wouldn't ride if your life depended on it?

I'll start the ball rolling with my very own personal nightmare:


David Van Ofwegen said...

Please tell us a little more about the bike you hate and why you hate it!

The Omega Racer said...

It's a Victory Vision and in my eyes it's a very ugly vision. Not a fact, just my opinion.
If you look at it from this angle, it's even worse!